Introduction: The Seeds of Financial Success
Chapter 1. The Claw Will Take Your Money: "10 - 2 = 8"
Chapter 2. Own the World: "Don't Put All of Your Eggs in One Basket"
Chapter 3. The Advantage of Having Wall Street Marketing Blinders (and Where Can I Get Some?): "I Don't Watch Cramer; I Like SpongeBob"
Chapter 4. Adults Behaving Badly: "Don't Act Silly When Something Is Important"
Chapter 5. Can You Beat a Second Grader's Portfolio?: "I'm Not Going to Win All Three Spins"
Chapter 6. Beyond the Second-Grader Portfolio: "If Dad Says There's a Better Way, I Might Try It, but I'm Not So Sure"
Chapter 7. Bonds-Your Portfolio's Shock Absorber: "Don't Lend Money to Someone Who Won't Pay You Back"
Chapter 8. Better Than Bonds: "If the Teacher Promises You'll Be Paid Back, Then It's Okay to Lend Randy Money"
Chapter 9. Simply Brilliant or Brilliantly Simple-Building Your Portfolio: "Don't Bet Your Lunch Money"
Chapter 10. Investors Who Love to Pay Taxes, and the IRS Who Loves Them: "Don't Pay Taxes If You Don't Have To"
Chapter 11. Nightmare off Wall Street-The Scary Tale of Trick-or-Treat Investing: "If the Game Is Too Hard to Understand, I'm Not Playing"
Chapter 12. Increase Your Return No Matter What the Market Does: "If You Pick the Low-Hanging Fruit, You Don't Have to Climb the Tree"
Chapter 13. Keep It Simple, Stupid (KISS): "Why Do Grownups Have to Make Things So Complicated?"
