The Star Wars holiday special (1978). Or, at least we didn't have Jar Jar Binks
The Paul Lynde Halloween special (1976). Or, at least we had the real Wicked Witch
The Brady Bunch Hour (1976-1977). Or, at least we didn't have Cousin Oliver
The Ice Pirates (1984). Or, at least the Space Herpe didn't have lines
Can't stop the music (1980). Or, at least disco was already dead
Platinum (1978). Or, at least a chandelier didn't fall and a helicopter didn't crash
Three/Comedy night (1994). Or, at least this didn't make Joe Allen's wall, either
The look for the year (1998). Or, at least the sushi was fresh
Charo (1976) and Henne (1991). Or, at least it wasn't The Love Boat (or we would have had Charo and Carol Channing in the same show)
Oscar! Oscar! (1989) Or, at least nobody sued...oh, wait a minute, somebody did
Coda: or, at least they were the worst.
