Floppy: tales of a genetic freak of nature at the end of the world : a disjointed memoir

Part I. The shins of shame ; How to dress for Montreal winter ; Wilting flower girl

Part II. Framed ; Little Miss Perfect ; Puppeteers ; The sugar situation ; Biker chick wedding ; Trust me ; Halfway hot springs ; Lucky fall ; Saving Ida ; Pitchers and belly-itchers ; DIY or die ; Spinning a tale of chest pain ; Sockie baby ; Hurricane Earl ; Eye-masked outlaws ; On a mission ; Kudos ; Denial bonfire ; The power of now ; Fractal ; Swearing to the Queen

Part III. Genetic freak of nature ; Revolving soul mates ; Girls who wear glasses ; Fold bathtub ; Sibling rivalry ; Untangling ; Waiting for Godot ; The lavender menace ; Escape babies ; Reality check ; Unfair ; Cauliflower fractal ; Beachcomber.