Hounded: the lowdown on life from three dachshunds: a memoir

Preface: dog day of summer

Staring contest, you and me, go!

Be quiet! and speak

The clock is licking

After you, bitch!

Poop du jour

The squeaky wheel gets the grease; the whimpering wheel gets a treat

You lick your human with that tongue?

Urine my world now

Spot isn't a name: it's a location

OCDog

Dog in a blanket

Let 'er rip!

Slow down, where's the fire hydrant?

Death by kisses

Do you smell what I see?

I'll wash; you try

What's your position on doggy style?

Lawn moaner

Running with the big dog (singular)

All creatures great and still very much moving

Dream wiener

Afterword.