So that happened

A child slave for Zestabs

Things were wonderful before you came

The fish-in-a-barrel situation

The fat man sits in row H

No knob on the gearshift

For some reason, a trenchcoat

Jon? Jon!

This is just how we are!

And another. And another

But now I have to shoot it

My "Breakfast Club" fist moment

People actually booed

Fuck 1987

So we did something strenuous

Don't make me Gary Sandy

The Art Garfunkel role

And this is Tuesday, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha

Oh, yeah, Charlie Sheen

That time the very worst thing happened

Corn? When did I have corn?

P-choo, P-choo! P-choo!

Not really an answer to the winter part

The mechanics of jokedom department

We who labor in the shadow of giants

Episodes of "Two and a half men"

The tsunami is more important

React to the good part.