The search. Too many people are giving you advice ; You call dibs on human beings ; You want a great "how we met" story ; You travel in packs ; You don't know how to meet people IRL ; You're looking for guys in all the wrong places
It's techy. Text messages are confusing ; You're a stalker ; Ur txts r ridic ; You're insta-dating ; You avoid conflict ; You don;t know how to advertise yourself
Who you are. You leave no mystery ; Your imagination runs wild when he's MIA ; No one is forever 21 ; You have FOMO ; You don't know when to sleep with him ; You're selling yourself short
Your type. You may be dating a man child ; You can't get over your ex ; You're in the friend zone ; You mix business with pleasure ; You're in love with your gay BFF ; You keep going on bad dates
So you're dating. You're obsessed with relationship labels ; You're too worried about a timeline ; You don't have a good wingman ; It's not relationship season ; You don't know how to compromise ; You want a rom-com romance.
