Business: but it's a pleasure
I'll beat you playing from my knees
I'm old, I'm fat, I'm bald, I'm ugly, I have a plate in my head
My face was crushed by a bowling ball going 90 mph
Signs, signs, everywhere a sign
There was a blimp in left field
The sun will rise, the sun will set, and I'll have lunch
It's ambidextrous, not amphibious
Why can't there be a left-handed catcher?
Just grab that bat as tight as you can, son
